Sparkly-vampire-guys

"Sparkly-vampire-guys" (a "Fireflies" by: Owl City parody)



I wouldn't have believed my eyes
If a vampire with sparkly thighs
Watched me at night as I fell asleep

And now they fill the open air
And create twitards everywhere
You'd think me crazy, and
Probably just stand and stare.

I'd like to make myself believe
That sparkly vampire fads fade quickly...

It's hard to say that I think I
Have to stay awake when I should sleep,
Cause sometimes I'm afraid sparkly stalkers might watch me...

Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand man-hookers and thugs
As they tried to teach me how to use a lance.

A net above my window,
A taser beneath my pillow,
The bowling ball is just hanging by a thread.

I'd like to make myself believe
That sparkly vampire fads fade quickly....
It's hard to say that I think I
Have to stay awake when I should sleep,
Cause sometimes I'm afraid sparkly stalkers might watch me...
(When I fall asleep.)

Leave my door open just a crack.
(Please help me stay safe in here.)
Cause it may be easier to deal with this crap.
(I wish I didn't have this fear.)

Why am I afraid I'll be the victim of some stalking creep?
(Please help me stay safe in here.)
When I'm far too tired and wanna fall asleep

To ten million sparkly stalker guys.
I'm weird, cause I usually hate goodbyes
I was so happy as they said farewell

But I'll know where several are
If today's movie franchises get real bizarre
Cause I saved a few,
And I keep them in a FAIL jar.
(the size of King Kong's car)

I'd like to make myself believe
That sparkly vampire fads fade quickly....
It's hard to say that I think I
Have to stay awake when I should sleep,
Cause sometimes I'm afraid sparkly stalkers might watch me...
(When I fall asleep.)

I'd like to make myself believe
That sparkly vampire fads fade quickly....
It's hard to say that I think I
Have to stay awake when I should sleep,
Because my dreams are now poisoned with sparkly stalker things…